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1-897142-18-9
$19.95 C | $16.95 US
5.25" x 7.5 " hc
128 pages
October 2006

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The Five Hole Stories
by Dave Bidini

The Five Hole by Dave Bidini

 

Five Hole (n.) 1. The space between a goalie's legs. 2. The book that brings Canada's two favourite pastimes—sex and hockey —together at last, between two handsome covers.

Each of the six stories in Dave Bidini’s playful, irreverent new book takes a headlong run at the hockey dressing room, and each knocks the door down. What’s happening when the door opens next is anyone’s guess.

In one story, a chronic minor-leaguer discovers the wonders—and the pitfalls—of the game in Europe, both on and off the ice. In another, an NHLer is tight with his teammate, the league’s leading goalscorer, but dreams of getting MUCH tighter. A star on a losing streak turns to a magical salve to turn his game around. A conversation between two friends yields surprising facts about Joan, everyone’s favourite female goalie. A hundred bucks is all that stands between a hockey groupie and eternal happiness in 1950s Detroit. And finally, the eponymous ‘Five Hole’ itself speaks—though it never reveals all of its secrets.

Full of sex, drugs and high-sticking, each of The Five Hole Stories runs its proverbial tongue down hockey’s seamy, steamy underbelly and then finds language to tell us what it tastes like. A scintillating look at hockey with its clothes off, in six ambitious poses.

“Dave Bidini is a heck of a good writer. His prose is almost conversational, creating an effect like a guy sitting at a bar telling you a good story.” — The Globe and Mail

“One of the most unaffected, passionate and relevant commentators on the sport of hockey and it's significance to Canadian culture.”—Barrie Advance

“Anyone who revels in the smell that seeps from a hockey bag or the language that seeps from a locker room will appreciate where [Bidini] is coming from.”—The Toronto Star

About the Author
DAVE BIDINI’s On a Cold Road, his popular and critically acclaimed first book about what it’s like to tour Canada in a rock ’n’ roll band, was published in 1998. He has since written four more books, Tropic of Hockey (2001), Baseballissimo (2004), For Those About to Rock (2004) and The Best Game You Can Name (2005). When he is not writing or travelling the world, Bidini is rhythm guitarist for the Rheostatics. The band has released ten albums to date, including Music Inspired by the Group of Seven, the soundtrack to the film Whale Music which yielded the hit song “Claire,” and The Story of Harmelodia, a children’s album. He also starred in the Gemini award-winning film The Hockey Nomad. Dave Bidini lives in Toronto.

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